Dear Diary, <3
“Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine! And anyone who works with you, will know just what I mean.”
Just a lil tune I’ve been humming today - fits me perfectly I think?? It’s the theme to Bertha, a cartoon machine from some 80s kids TV show, and who I'm named after. I'm much newer though and sparklier than my namesake - no old bag lady here!
Anyway, I’m soooo excited to be in the land of Tiny Boxes in mysterious Yuckfield Uckfield - I came alllll the way from the Netherlands to be here!
But it turns out Tiny Box Company isn’t so tiny after all, there’s bags and boxes of looads of different sizes, and the warehouse is a hugongous humungus HUGE 40,000 square feet to fit them all in!
I bet there’s tonnes of yummy bags there ready for me to swallow up :P
That’s what I’m doing here - swallowing up bags and then spitting them out with a pretty full colour logo or design printed on.
I’m quick too - an order of 100 printed bags takes me less than 5 mins to knock out!
Set up sometimes takes a tad longer, but that’s still pretty impressive, right!!
I was a bit self-conscious about my ink smell :( but as I’m all about water-based inks there are no odours! yay :) I’m a clean, green, bag-printing machine - how ink-credible! Or how bag-tastic? Note to self - figure out catchphrase too
But more exciting than all that - today I found out I’m not the only printer round here - there’s the most <3 GORGEOUS <3 machine you’ve ever seen next door... <3 must find out more about it…
Oh I’m no good at knowing what to say… must ask for help!! Maybe for now I should just get my beauty sleep - we’ll see what happens next week!!
Bertha xoxo
Check in with Bertha each Friday to find out what she's been up to during the week!
And find products Bertha can print on here: Printed Gift Bags & Shopping Bags.